FortuneFavoursTheBold
Some pretty great Tumblr synchronicity!!

Some pretty great Tumblr synchronicity!!

Im going on a date with a guy originally from the UK…he just called me and already I’m swooning. #ohlord #becauseaccents #imaneedamoment

Im going on a date with a guy originally from the UK…he just called me and already I’m swooning. #ohlord #becauseaccents #imaneedamoment

Remember…

that time you dated someone in your building, and it didn’t work out, because it was clear that you were a rebound. But you were cool with that, you just ended things (even though you did like them a whole lot but the timing as always was off) - but they weren’t cool with you ending things, at all. But refused to talk to you about it. So instead now you ride the elevator awkwardly every so often. And even though you’ve tried on multiple occasions to engage them and be friendly, they treated you like a total asshole. For just being honest and straightforward.

Remember how it doesn’t pay to be honest?


Ya that.

tastefullyoffensive:

Old Economy Steve[via]

This one is good.

tastefullyoffensive:

Old Economy Steve

[via]

This one is good.

shiraselko:

I personally believe that nearly all relationships could come to their demise more cleanly and with less confusion if the person initiating the break up simply added these two words to the end of their break up sentence.

“I just really don’t want to be in a relationship right now…with you.”

“I…

this.

Silent Bob tells it like it is.

Silent Bob tells it like it is.

Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut

ryanjjohn:

Favorite Films: Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn

ARB

Off the the RCM for a gala :) Every hand me down clothing I ever got from Froosh is awesome… like this dress ;)

Off the the RCM for a gala :) Every hand me down clothing I ever got from Froosh is awesome… like this dress ;)

danburytomorrow:

motheatendeerhead:

This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories

god 

I love this. I LOVE THIS. <3