FortuneFavoursTheBold

Im going on a date with a guy originally from the UK…he...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:21:20 -0400

Im going on a date with a guy originally from the UK…he just called me and already I’m swooning. #ohlord #becauseaccents #imaneedamoment

Remember...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:01:00 -0400

that time you dated someone in your building, and it didn’t work out, because it was clear that you were a rebound. But you were cool with that, you just ended things (even though you did like them a whole lot but the timing as always was off) - but they weren’t cool with you ending things, at all. But refused to talk to you about it. So instead now you ride the elevator awkwardly every so often. And even though you’ve tried on multiple occasions to engage them and be friendly, they treated you like a total asshole. For just being honest and straightforward.

Remember how it doesn’t pay to be honest?

Ya that.

tastefullyoffensive: Old Economy Steve[via] This one is good.

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:15:52 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

Old Economy Steve

[via]

This one is good.

Shira.: ...with you.

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:28:56 -0400

Shira.: ...with you. :

shiraselko:

I personally believe that nearly all relationships could come to their demise more cleanly and with less confusion if the person initiating the break up simply added these two words to the end of their break up sentence.

“I just really don’t want to be in a relationship right now…with you.”

“I…

this.

Silent Bob tells it like it is.

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:43:23 -0400

Silent Bob tells it like it is.

Woman: I'm smart

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:48:54 -0400

Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut

ryanjjohn: Favorite Films: Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:30:59 -0400

ryanjjohn:

Favorite Films: Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn

ARB

Off the the RCM for a gala :) Every hand me down clothing I ever...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:16:51 -0400

Off the the RCM for a gala :) Every hand me down clothing I ever got from Froosh is awesome… like this dress ;)

danburytomorrow: motheatendeerhead: This is what we need...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:30:20 -0400

danburytomorrow:

motheatendeerhead:

This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories

god

I love this. I LOVE THIS. <3

Sometimes I pretend I’m princess leia :) #myface #gpoy

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:26:54 -0400

Sometimes I pretend I’m princess leia :) #myface #gpoy

jewlesthemagnificent: queersandcunts: thequeenofscream: beeish...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:42:40 -0400

jewlesthemagnificent:

queersandcunts:

thequeenofscream:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

FUCKING THANK YOU.

I am SO GLAD this was fucking said.

God I love him.

Yes yes yes.

Seven for Sunday

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:26:21 -0400

I can hear the rain outside, it’s lovely.
I drank a shit tonne of beer this weekend, and no hangover. WIN!
I can feel all the work I did for bootcamp start to disappear. I really need to stop with the yo yo exercising.
I have yet another date on Wednesday, this one seems promising. I have not heard the standard “I’m not looking for anything serious” statement yet. Though, who knows - it seems that the only men attracted to me, are those who are taken or just out of messy relationships. I’m not your play thing. I want something real and I deserve it. So, man up.
Old Kevin Smith movies are so ingenious.
I want to live on Toronto Island, every day, forever and ever.
I hated myself briefly on Saturday morning, after texting “the dude” drunkenly Friday night. Have since deleted his number. Never again. Apart from the awkward run ins, in my building. Fuck me.

what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:14:17 -0400

what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"

Watchin Mallrats tonight - snoochie boochies!

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:34:48 -0400

Watchin Mallrats tonight - snoochie boochies!

Bliss

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:10:24 -0400

Bliss

Bubbles

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:08:39 -0400

Bubbles

First ever bathbomb :)

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:51:34 -0400

First ever bathbomb :)

rollingstone: Just as Marvin Gaye moved from What’s Going On to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:52:47 -0400

rollingstone:

Just as Marvin Gaye moved from What’s Going On to Let’s Get It On, from the austere to the ecstatic, Janet, every bit as serious-minded as Marvin, moved from Rhythm Nation to janet., her statement of sexual liberation.

janet. was released 20 years ago today.

This is the first cassette tape I ever bought. I played it so much I had to buy 2 other copies, because the tapes broke. 3 years ago I finally bought it on CD from Sonic Boom. It’s the still the best album I ever bought.

And now for more beer.

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:00:25 -0400

And now for more beer.

Tiny sailboat!

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:59:04 -0400

Tiny sailboat!